When something bad happens (or even if something good happens) you can count on her–The Amazing Antiracists–to pop in and make sure that everyone knows where they stand: far beneath her.
She’s the lowly part-time councillor from Ward 4 who guards the moral conscience of the city from her kitchen office. Truly an indispensable member of the community, without whom we would be lost, whom the mayor called “a guiding light for who we aspire to be”, we present none other than Councillor Karrie “Wear A Mask” Porter.
It’s always important to validate a city councillor’s declaration of her moral superiority over you. She’s a good person, you’re a bad person, and that’s why she’s a city councillor and you’re just another jerk blocked on Twitter. A true inspiration calling us to be better (and always there to remind us we’ll never be good enough!)
